What? You clicked on it?

Uh, you were not supposed to actually click on it at this time.

Okay. We will give you a break this time and not just because of the clothes you're wearing. In fact, that has nothing to do with it because if it did, it would be sexual harassment. At this law school anyway, you will never experience sexual harassment; except for that one Christmas party last year but, really, that was just Professor Bladdy having some good ol' fashioned fun (he's on permanent full salary leave - this is a university after all).

But if you ever do get a tingly feeling all around, or in various locations on your body, there are washrooms all over the place including washrooms for handicapped students, so don't just pee. Take a moment to ... well ... you know.

Anyway, we are tracking you by a cookie which we placed inside your computer. It's not, like, a real cookie like those Arrowroots we ate as children.

How could we possibly place a real cookie inside your computer?

No, it's a computer thing, with no crumbs, and which identifies your computer for the purposes of your academic progress.

We're not saying: "Oh! You're a cheater!"

We're just being careful.

At this point you have a choice:

• Return to the main admission page.
• Acknowledge your intellectual limitations and get the heck out of here and go to a very warm and cozy legal information website so that you can become a better person.