Legal International Evaluation Society Law School

Welcome to the Legal International Evaluation Society (L.I.E.S.) Law School. Because we are not unionized, we are online all the time, 24/7, 364 days a year and 365 on leap years, You will always find on our Law school website the proper and appropriate and functional navigational devices allowing you to workaround at your own pace. As you progress through the law school, the links will become progressively available to you and to those among your peers who will have progressed as far as you; this, to make sure there is no riffraff Hanging around in the core doors of our elite institution. Here is that navigational tree which will accompany you throughout your voyage over the Great Sea of the Practice of Law:

• L.I.E.S. Law School Journey Markers: Admission > 1st Year > 2nd Year > 3rd Year > Graduation > Bar Exams > Articling > Continuing Legal Education > Heart Attack > Death •

Clicking on "Admission", for example, will always return you to this page, and so on and so forth as you progress through your learning. This navigational tree will be placed at the bottom of every page. It will only be fully live for you to the extent to which you have completed the relevant and prescribed tasks as set out in the Law School Curriculum, pages 345-387 which, last time we checked, was on the bookshelf behind the hot law librarian who sits in the middle just behind the main reception area.

Intellectual Introduction.

All law students sooner or later must become acquainted with annoying and barely relevant so-called quotations from great minds who now fill a 4 by 8 carbon footprint in the cemeteries of our world. These quotations are to be revered and repeated as often as possible for no particular reason except that it will endear you to a presiding judge of the court and tend to elevate your case winning percentage and number of clients.

Here is one legitimate quotation you definitely should not use in law school:

"Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning. First-year students bring some in. Third-year students take none away. Hence it accumulates." (Anon.)

What Is L. I. E. S.?

This is an interactive Law School brought to you by the Legal International Evaluation Society (L. I. E. S.).

L.I.E.S. is both authentic and secretive such that formal accreditation documentation is hosted off-planet out of an abundance of caution. Just in case there is a polar shift, it would not do to have unaccredited law schools running around representing themselves as if they were serious, genuine, tuition-collecting institutions of higher education. This is clearly evidenced by the lack of tangible results in the event of any Google search in regards to the Legal International Evaluation Society (L. I. E. S.).

Another World First

The L. I. E. S. test is scored on a scale of 0 to 180. Right now, you have 0. We'll post your score at the top of the page as you go along.

What other education facility in the world will give you a running score even as you write the test?

None!

This is yet another Duhaime.org/L. I. E. S. world first!

Click here if you'd like to cheat and get right up to, say, 50 to start!

And why not! You know you're smarter, quicker and more devious than all the rest!

Successful completion of this online program will mean instant recognition by law societies around the world of our choosing (so far, we haven't chosen any but feelers are out there) and the legal authority to charge $900 for each hour of your intellectual engagement.

Any person caught charging more than $899 for an hour of their intellectual engagement and not accredited by L. I. E. S., or a member of a plumbing, engineering, architectural, medical, teaching, patronage-appointee, political, judicial, gambling, electrician, vehicle mechanic, vacuum-cleaner repair, dry-waller, zoo-keeper or athletic professional association, may face criminal charges.

United Nations Recognition

We asked the United Nations to formally recognize L. I. E. S. and while we have been waiting eleven years for so much as an acknowledgement to our application, we have every reason to expect, and fully anticipate a favourable reply.

So, for the record, we are not yet, technically, part of the United Nations. But we are accredited by the ISCRSRBLSER! This is huge! This is the Taj Mahal of law school accreditation and is the hardest to get.

As further evidence of the international standing of the L. I. E. S. Law School, we received the following obviously genuine and emotionally-charged e-mail on May 29, 2010:

"Dear sir: I want to get education in your Institute. Because I am not very much a rich student but love whit (sic) studies encourages me to studies in your Institute for betterment to all the creature of Almighty God. In this request please send me your Institute free education prospectus, admission forms & complete booklets of your institute then I will be able to get admission in your institute. If you want to make me a good person in future and helpful for the Hole (sic) mankind please send them as soon as possibale(sic). Being a great man your virtous (sic) sport will make me a Good person."

To continue through proper channels and to continue on your quest to obtain a law degree, please select the correct response from the following choices:

1. Find out more about L. I. E. S.


2. Advance to registration.