We've Got Ourselves a Gullible One

Ouch.

Ok, we've got ourselves a gullible one here.

Hmmmm.....

gull i ble: easily cheated or duped. Hence "gullibility".

Not a good sign for a Law School candidate. In fact, a clear sign of stupidity.

But don't feel too badly; you're the 67,852th person to end up here.

We threatening to throw you out!

Select a response from this list without looking at the bottom of your browser to see which hyperlink of the four gives a different URL and thus most likely to be the correct answer. Personal integrity is important to lawyers.

• Slip a hundred-dollar bill into our hand.

• Beg for mercy. Tell us about your impoverished background. Show us pictures of the family back home in Cowville, Kansas that you're supporting since your dad died when you were twelve. Think of the day your cat died to force a tear down your cheek. Sob as you try to speak for additional emotional effect.

• Say that you knew damn well that LIES was a hoax but you just wanted to see what would happen if you selected that option. You weren't born yesterday and, besides, inquisitiveness is an important attribute for a law school candidate.

• "View Source" of this web page to see which of these responses will get you back into the game.

By the way, we have applied to the official Law School Admission Council, the BIG CHEESE of LSAT accreditation, for accreditation.

Until they have accepted our application (and we don't expect this to take more than a few decades), you may not want to mention your affiliation with us.

Not that we're outlawed by them or anything...it's just that, well, we do things differently. They'll understand in 2100 but not likely before then.