LIES Law School Original Curriculum Volume 18

Official Bar Admission score so far: 0 of 300

Candidate Rejected!

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We sadly interrupt this program to inform your that the LIES Law School has the pleasure of expelling another candidate.

Many are called, few are chosen.

This particular candidate was unable to control his or her emotions and make a judicial decision; all the hallmarks of an OJ Simpson juror you might say.

In any case, we are pleased to throw this individual to the wolves and the hell out of our prestigious law school. Better "luck" next time, chump, 'cause, apparently, luck is what you're driving on.

Please pick up a really cool letter we have written for you to frame or click here to go to the official duhaime.org site.

May we suggest you brush up on your legal training.

And stop whining.

(Harvey C.)