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LIES is the unofficial accrediting body of all credible law schools.

LIES commenced operations secretly in the aftermath of a failed Crusade during the 14th century.

Shrouded in medieval mystery, its original creation was patroned by the great knight and Sixteenth Earl of Aquitane, Engerrand du Hem.

A recent MRI of Leonardo da Vinci's painting, The Last Supper, reveals a small document above Jesus, just to the left and pinned to the wall which, when magnified, and with the viewer enabled by a specific concoction of mood relaxors, clearly reveals the charter of LIES (magnified and as enhanced at Roswell, New Mexico).

The original mandate of LIES, as set out in its charter, is to ferret out charlatans who profess knowledge of the law at the expense of the peasants.

It is a condition of LIES that its very existence and adherence thereto be denied by all members.

Last Supper enhancedWe, here, at Duhaime.org, however, believe in transparency.

You are advised not to attend any law school without asking them if they are LIES-accredited. If they reply "no", be cautious.  Caveat emptor.

Successful completion of this online program will mean instant recognition by all governments, if any, on a select planet within this galaxy, and the legal authority to charge thereon $500 for each hour of your intellectual engagement.

Any person caught charging more than $499 for an hour of their intellectual engagement and not accredited by LIES, or a member of a plumbing, engineering, architectural, medical, teaching, patronage-appointee, political, judicial, gambling, electrician, vehicle mechanic, vacuum-cleaner repair, drywaller, zoo-keeper or athletic professionnal association, may face criminal charges.

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Published: Saturday, December 15, 2007
Last updated: Saturday, December 15, 2007
By: LloydDuhaime

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Unless otherwise noted, this article was written by Lloyd Duhaime, Barrister, Solicitor, Attorney and Lawyer (and Notary Public!). It is not intended to be legal advice and you would be foolhardy to rely on it in respect to any specific situation you or an acquaintance may be facing. In addition, the law changes rapidly and sometimes with little notice so from time to time, an article may not be up to date. Therefore, this is merely legal information designed to educate the reader. If you have a real situation, this information will serve as a good springboard to get legal advice from a lawyer.

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