More About LIES

Ouch.

Ok, we've got ourselves a gullible one here. Hmmmm.....

gull i ble: easily cheated or duped. Hence "gullibility".

Not a good sign for a Law School candidate. But don't feel too badly; you're not the first person to end up here.

We are threatening to throw you out.

Select a response from this list:

1. Slip a hundred-dollar bill into our hand.
2. Beg for mercy. Tell us about your impoverished background. Show us pictures of the family back home in Cowville, Kansas that you're supporting since your dad died when you were twelve. Think of the day your cat died to force a tear down your cheek. Sob as you try to speak for additional emotional effect.
3. Say that you knew damn well that LIES was a hoax but you just wanted to see what would happen if you selected that option. You weren't born yesterday and, besides, inquisitiveness is an important attribute for a law school candidate.
4. "View Source" of this web page to see which of these responses will get you back into the game.

By the way, we will soon apply to the official Law School Admission Council, the BIG CHEESE of LSAT accrediation, for accreditation. Until they have accepted our application (and we don't expect this to take more than a few decades), you may not want to mention your affiliation with us. Not that we're outlawed by them or anything...it's just that, well, we do things differently.